Here are today’s five thing to know about Food Service Worker:

  1. A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
  2. A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
  3. Epitaph for a dead waiter – God finally caught his eye.
  4. I asked the waiter, ‘Is this milk fresh?’ He said, ‘Lady, three hours ago it was grass.’
  5. I never taste the wine first in restaurants, I just ask the waiter to pour.


Today’s Pinterest Board : Foodimentary

Today’s Food History

  • 1777 Johann Heinrich Lambert died. He proved that Apple pie was irrational.  Oops – never mind – that was ‘pi’ that he proved was an irrational number.
  • 1843 Melville Reuben Bissell was born. Bissell invented the carpet sweeper in 1876.
  • 1879 The Cream Separator was patented.
  • 1974 It is first reported that freon from aerosol cans is destroying the ozone layer above the earth.
  • 1976 The largest dolphin fish caught with rod and reel weighed 87 pounds. It was caught off the coast of Costa Rica.
  • 1985 William Cumming Rose died. An American biochemist, he researched amino acids, and established the importance of the 8 essential amino acids in human nutrition.