When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. “Good heavens,” he said, “what is this?” “Why, it’s bean soup,” she replied. “I don’t care what it has been,” he sputtered. “What is it now?”
Tagged: bean soup, english, Food Humor, foodimentary, joke
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, “Ketchup!”
Tagged: Food Humor, foodimentary, joke, ketchup
Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party: A gelatin mold should be made with Knox Unflavored Gelatin and red food coloring. One would think that a flavorless food would not be at all difficult to swallow, but believe me, from the looks of people who inserted cold masses of gelatinous glop into a mouth that was expecting sweets, the experience is inexplicably horrifying! Some claimed to be nauseated by the feel of it; others politely swallowed.
Tagged: Food Humor, foodimentary, joke, practical joke
Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino? Because he was on a roll.
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Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino? Because he was on a roll.
Tagged: Food Humor, foodimentary, gambling, joke, sesame
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
Tagged: Food Humor, foodimentary, joke, rubber chicken
Knock Knock who’s there? Lettuce… Lettuce who? Lettuce in and we’ll tell you!
Tagged: Food Humor, foodimentary, joke, lettuce
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